Leazy Speak is a method of speech in which the word “leazy” can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. At any time the L in “leazy” can be substituted with any combination of letters, as long as the “eazy” root is maintained; Ex: breazy, cheazy, meazy. Also the “zy” can be dropped from any “leazy” word and the remainder placed at the end of a sentence. When speaking in Leazy Speak it is important to conform to certain standards, a lisp must always be used, the Y sound in a “leazy” word must be stretched, and when the “zy” is dropped the word must be said quickly, stressing the first letter. This is similar to the “izzle” method of speech made popular by rapper Snoop Dogg, however Leazy Speak is used primarily by wiggers and other Caucasians who find it a humorous method of speaking.

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