People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.
-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??
-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.
-I don't.
by Barnaby J. July 13, 2008
A song by Korn that made them very famous.
The video is excellent and one of the best videos of 1999!
The video is excellent and one of the best videos of 1999!
by Bloody Cape January 03, 2005
A very good door musical about sex and lots of sex its so interesting it stars Egg and Thayne and some other people too LOL
‘I went to see Priest On A Leash yesterday, i had to remove my child from the theatre’
‘Thats great bill i put my dog down yesterday’
‘Thats great bill i put my dog down yesterday’
by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 04, 2021
The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.
by trinalise November 26, 2011
Sally: Hey, if you come back to my place, you could come see something new
Jerry: Damn, girl, you off leash!
Tom: Actually, i think she was referring to the movie
Jerry: Damn, girl, you off leash!
Tom: Actually, i think she was referring to the movie
by CWash January 01, 2009
Psuedo-sexual relations in the position of traditional "doggy style" except instead of vaginal penetration, the woman puts her hand between her thighs and the man places his penis there instead. Unlike a hand job though, the woman just makes a tight fist, and the man does all the work.
Benefits: For the man, the feeling (with some lubrication) is surprisingly similar and the eye-candy of having sex in doggy style is almost identical. The benefit to the woman is that she can please her horny boyfriend with the moral overhead of a hand job and not have to "go all the way".
This position has also been referred to as Doggy with a Dike. This author is not sure why but presumably originating from a creative lesbian meeting some man's advances half-way.
Benefits: For the man, the feeling (with some lubrication) is surprisingly similar and the eye-candy of having sex in doggy style is almost identical. The benefit to the woman is that she can please her horny boyfriend with the moral overhead of a hand job and not have to "go all the way".
This position has also been referred to as Doggy with a Dike. This author is not sure why but presumably originating from a creative lesbian meeting some man's advances half-way.
Dude: Bro, I met this horny born-again chic last night. She didn't let me fuck her, but we did Doggy on a Leash.
Bro: So you just got a hand job then. Whatever
Dude: Try it sometime. I was hittin' that shit like crazy. Couldn't even tell the diff.
Bro: Thats okay, I don't go to Bible study classes to pick up girls.
Bro: So you just got a hand job then. Whatever
Dude: Try it sometime. I was hittin' that shit like crazy. Couldn't even tell the diff.
Bro: Thats okay, I don't go to Bible study classes to pick up girls.
by JD_from_Athens December 03, 2008
bitch on a leash is defined as a bitch being over powered, controlled, or will not do anything, unless parter/significant other tells them that it is okay to do(only obeys partner significant other).
(Man and friend are at a party where they run into another friend of theirs accompanied by his girlfriend).
Man: "Shit man, you took that two-faced penny hooker whore for a girlfriend back? She's a dirty fuckin wench! I'd dump her ass!"
Girlfriend: "Fuck you, you dirty piece of shit!"
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Man's friend): "Shut yo bitch ass face bitch! You do what I tell you to do! You don't speak unless I speak to you!"
Next Night, Different Party
(Man and friend runs into friend and girlfriend once again).
Man: "Shiiit, you're still with that hoe?!"
Girlfriend glares at man, then smiles and walks away.
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Friend of man's): "Sorry dudes, gotta go!"
Friend of Man's (The friend that accompanied man to party): "Damn man, he must have got that bitch a leash!"
Man: "Yeah.. she's a bitch on a leash!"
Man: "Shit man, you took that two-faced penny hooker whore for a girlfriend back? She's a dirty fuckin wench! I'd dump her ass!"
Girlfriend: "Fuck you, you dirty piece of shit!"
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Man's friend): "Shut yo bitch ass face bitch! You do what I tell you to do! You don't speak unless I speak to you!"
Next Night, Different Party
(Man and friend runs into friend and girlfriend once again).
Man: "Shiiit, you're still with that hoe?!"
Girlfriend glares at man, then smiles and walks away.
Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Friend of man's): "Sorry dudes, gotta go!"
Friend of Man's (The friend that accompanied man to party): "Damn man, he must have got that bitch a leash!"
Man: "Yeah.. she's a bitch on a leash!"
by Lyndsay6789 September 26, 2007