When u drop a monstrous solid deuce in the toilet, and it is backwards in the bowl, then when the water turns it around, it gets stuck in the drain diagonally and projects up from the bowl.

When two guys are having sex with a girl, and the guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape, except one is a midget.

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.

While the girl is standing and bent over at her waist, while grabbing her ankles, the guy fucks her from behind. Then right before he cums, he pushes her over and jizzes all over her body.

When ur having a threesome with 2 men and one woman and her hands are on the arm rest of the couch and knees on the ground while giving a blowjob to the person on the couch while getting fucked from the person under them

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle