A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.
by sidewinder717 November 10, 2013
The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).
1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.
2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.
3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...
Mark H. Spicing up slang vocabularies on UrbanDictionary since last February.
2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.
3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...
Mark H. Spicing up slang vocabularies on UrbanDictionary since last February.
by Mark H February 26, 2005
A variation of the sex act the Eifel Tower, in which the two males are standing behind and in front of the female, where one is penetrating her anus while the other is penetrating her vagina. All this is happening while the female is standing up. Bonus points for eating pasta/pizza while doing this. If such happens in England it is referred to as a Big Ben.
Hey I heard Suklovich and De'Walden pulled a Leaning Tower of Pisa on Truax while their boy Areitien took a video of it. Let me tell you it wasn't a tourist trap.
by FUBAR FC April 15, 2011
This is a sexual position providing 3 males and 1 female. The female stands straight up. The first male has vaginal sex with the female. The second male has anal sex with the female. And the third male has anal sex with the second male. This is simply a lop-sided eiffel tower, hense the name Leaning Tower of Pisa.
by Archer Moore August 18, 2007
Check out Timbo, he's got the leaning tower of Ricko down to a tee! How's he standing after all that beer?
by Perina Posty March 28, 2005
A variation of the Eiffel Tower.
As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.
Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.
Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.
Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?
by BehindtheHype May 07, 2010