Urban Dictionary: Leaky Faucet

When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet

Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o

by Nswan July 09, 2011

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Leaky Faucet

This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.

T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)

by T-Bone.UNL September 16, 2007

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Leaky faucet

Me after the dick appointment

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!

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by agayhoe February 01, 2021

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When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.

I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.

by jkwazo April 26, 2019