When you make someone laugh as you cum in their mouth and it comes out of their nose.
Do you need lotion for your dry skin on your upper lip? No, my boyfriend just gave me a Leaky Faucet...
by Benz@23 November 19, 2008
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Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.
Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.
by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010
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When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
by Fuck n' Suck March 23, 2018
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When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
by Nswan July 09, 2011
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This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.
T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)
by T-Bone.UNL September 16, 2007
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When a girl sits on the toilet backwards peeing and you lick her butthole.
Hey i gave Tiffany a leaky faucet.

That's nasty, how did it taste?
by Jon Jinx November 05, 2019
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