When the shit hits the fan and the toppings are delivered at 1300fps and a crispy hand tossed crust once it’s too late for the recipient.

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

Lead is mostly used in liquid transport and electrical structures, also used in some defense turrets and builds

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

Slang term for a bullet, often used in situations where it wouldn't be socially acceptable to say you want someone to die.

Suicide by shotgun.

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.