Good for them.
"Why are you so lazy? You should be like Juliana, she's in college at 14!"
"Mmmm-hmmm. Good for her."
"Mmmm-hmmm. Good for her."
by YepMhhHmmUhHuhWhatEver January 27, 2009
Pick up your lazy ass and put one foot in front of the other.
Get off your lazy ass and read a book.
Get off your lazy ass and read a book.
by ki-wee September 15, 2003
Lazy
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, and your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, and your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
by manjeet sg October 15, 2015
Louise, when she's too knackered to get off her big butt to do anything, so she just sits in the dark all day watching tv with the curtains closed.
by notlouise February 14, 2004
When used to describe a person, someone who can't be arsed to get off the sofa if they don't have to, won't walk if there's a bus and in general avoids doing unnecessary movement.
This type of person is also categorised by complaining about being unfit due to the lack of activity they do.
This type of person is also categorised by complaining about being unfit due to the lack of activity they do.
by yodathedark October 27, 2010