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Can't be bothered to get up and move 10 steps. Always asks other to do things for him.
Aidan is too lazy to do anything himself.
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by Lazy... August 06, 2018
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.
I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy.
by Lanan May 10, 2005
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Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.
Man i want to go to the gym today, but I'm so lazy! I think i'll take a nap instead.
by ThatOneGuyOverYonder March 30, 2014
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Someone with actual intelligence who is smart enough to realise that the education system (and most of life)is fucked and ends up failing or fucking up because everything in reality is too boring
by Kmaikl December 13, 2004
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lazy when you can’t be bothered to press the lock button on car keys, even though you unlocked it
I’m so lazy that I can’t even get coffee, oh by the way could you get me some coffee?
by Matthew the lazy April 14, 2019
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