Can't be bothered to get up and move 10 steps. Always asks other to do things for him.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Highly motivated to do nothing but eat, and sleep.

A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.

To be lazy is to look at this definition.

Someone with actual intelligence who is smart enough to realise that the education system (and most of life)is fucked and ends up failing or fucking up because everything in reality is too boring

lazy when you can’t be bothered to press the lock button on car keys, even though you unlocked it