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Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank
How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.
by Sprot December 24, 2011
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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