Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.
by Lazy Susan 4 July 10, 2010
A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.
by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009
A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.
by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020
A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.
"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"
by Pelsmagesey April 04, 2012
A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 12, 2011
A prostitute who has her entire leg amputated as a customer service so she doesn't have to waste time spreading her legs.
by EOP165 July 19, 2011
Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.
by Burrito Mandingo May 17, 2009