The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.
Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered
by Bnerdlatin January 14, 2011
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When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!
(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”
by MY&YM July 21, 2021
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Something that is to be charged, and then fired.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
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adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."
Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."
by Mia Stier January 22, 2009
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When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.
Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")
by Wesley!! April 24, 2009
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when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!
by alogz February 03, 2007
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