Urban Dictionary: Lazer's

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

by Potatoes confetti February 22, 2018

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A girls vagina that never misses its mark

She used her lazer pussy to usurp the most lucrative of the penis gang.

by Admiral radman February 08, 2019

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Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred February 27, 2011

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lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 29, 2017

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When you look at someone or something intensely with your eyes wide open looking crazy with a tilted head.

Stop giving me the lazer stare it is creeping me out!

by Lazercorn fan March 27, 2016

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tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara May 12, 2011

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Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.

Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha

by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011

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