Something that is to be charged, and then fired.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008
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The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.
Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered
by Bnerdlatin January 14, 2011
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adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."
Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."
by Mia Stier January 22, 2009
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When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.
Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")
by Wesley!! April 24, 2009
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when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!
by alogz February 03, 2007
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Improved version of regular lasers.
Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 05, 2011
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