Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."