Layne Staley, lead singer of "Alice In Chains"

Overdosed in 2002.

your fantasy, wonderworld

Notorious for its likeness to a milk drinker and its baulking at the finishing post, Layne is a country Victorian Racehorse trained by the great Daryl Archard who trains other superstars such as Warringah. Layne is closely related to the feline family and is highly touted to be the next big thing in dog food.

See Also: Dell.

1. A League of super-human teenagers. The leader, aptly named Layne, is the best looking, smartest one of the group. he sometimes goes by the name of K4NY3. Others in the league include P-D1DDY, 4K0N, L1L J0N, L1L W4YN3,and Y0UNG J33ZY

2. The name your momma screams during intercourse.

A extremely handsome, cool, outgoing, weird, nice, athletic kid who has all the girls crawling towards him and he is the cutest kid in the world and has nicknames for how cool he is.

Layne has told all his friends that he is gay but not his parents. He is a bad bitch and no one can stop him. He can twerk like hell too. He has lots of friends from different schools. Everyone is jealous of Layne because of how many friends he has.