Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
by ppiihhkkaall August 09, 2009
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When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 27, 2010
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did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009
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Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
by dj_derek March 05, 2003
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To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable
by chris ord August 31, 2006
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The poor cousin of laying cable. To leave a trail of flatulence behind you.
That beef madras hit my bowels like a Mack truck and I have been laying air cable ever since
by Michael Pollard June 24, 2005
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