a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
by motobuddy October 11, 2006
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1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded
by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009
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To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.
Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices
by Biggestguats February 10, 2018
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(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.
*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)
by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011
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