When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.
Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.
by Cmoorcroft04 October 26, 2020
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The Lawson is a unit which corresponds to one full scroll on a web browser. The name is derived from Jerry Lawson (a computing pioneer) as his Wikipedia page was only one full scroll.
Wow, this page is short; it must be one Lawson.
by wakawoowoo February 10, 2018
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To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.
Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."
by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011
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The act of licking another persons asshole
Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson
by holyjesusomg June 21, 2010
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To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.
Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.
by phil-jones September 14, 2011
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Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.
man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.
by bshine August 05, 2011
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