The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.
"Where are you from?"
"Long Island."
"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
"Long Island."
"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."
by sundryreasons January 28, 2009
asshole: "What is that outside?"
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."
asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."
you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 23, 2012
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by holymakal August 28, 2010
A person with extensive knowledge and capabilities of fixing, creating and maintaining a residential landscape.
Amy: I want my whole yard to look awesome not just my garden. So I need more than just a green thumb.
Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?
Freddy: Well why don't you hire a Lawn Thumb?
by facebook.com/LawnThumbs December 30, 2011