Wimpy little arms

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.

Spew...vomit...chunder

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent