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1. one who lives on Lawn in the Chicago Suburbs.
2. one who has not made new friends since kindergarten
3. one who never says lol jk, lol jk they say it all the time.
4. one who has house crawls
5. one who says "peace lawn peace"
hey lawners, lets invite people we haven't known to the house crawl tonight. LOL jk, we don't make new friends
by L@wnur4lyfe May 29, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A teen, who are would usually be a scene. Someone that likes to hangout on the ground/floor. Most of the time they are full of themselves. Someone who chooses to unique and is usually very popular.
Wow, look at those lawners, they are so full of themselves...
by Destiny licks you April 20, 2010
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