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Student of law at any ABA accredited law school in the United States and its surrounding territories.

Note: All lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. But most of them are. Lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery.

Lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while participating in normal every day activities.


Synonyms; Douchebag, middle-school student, immaturity, elitist

See also; Douchebag, douchechills, lawcest
"I'm in law school, wanna fuck?"

"I'm telling on you!" (typical lawbag response to anything)

Lawbags usually introduce themselves as "I'm in law school," before they actually say their names. They always make it a point to make it known they are in the "upper echelon" of society's educational hierarchy.

A signature style of lawbags are their Know-it-all-matter-of-fact debate structure. Lawbags like to argue over the minutest points, in hopes he can impress his audience with his quasi-ability to interject old latin phrases such as "quid quo pro" into laymen conversation.

Lawbags are smarter than you are and they are unabashed to inform you so.


by princeyanni February 19, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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