The Law of 100 Gays is a sacred code created by our founding fathers hundreds of years prior to our existence. In this law, it is clearly stated that, “he who claims another man is gay over 100 times is instantly wrong, and instantly gay”. This law originally came from outer space, but has been used in numerous occasions as proof of innocence from discrimination by the council of gay.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods