A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.
by iiiluckyboyiii June 06, 2014
by Bdogg117 February 05, 2018
by Austin Harwood September 06, 2020
the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
by votz January 03, 2012
"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
by Satsuki Kiryuuin May 05, 2018
When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.
I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.
by Gimmy2000wha May 03, 2021
When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
by blackmansdrinkscrew February 12, 2020