A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.

B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.

C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.
by Derpa October 22, 2006
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