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To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd
Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
by BWATMAN May 16, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.
Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.
by Dode November 02, 2008
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1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 14, 2014
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Also called #Laurening

When a Z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or screenshots of every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan, who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. She was only in the house for a week, and she's still thirsty!
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Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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