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Hit or miss ya dumb hoe bitch stfu with your ugly ass pigtails and your flat ass stop fucking trying to trash talk and do something useful with your life and go scuba diving, you got the goggles already and go shove a starfish up your tight booty, you think you are pretty but the only mans u can get is a ugly ass cheating beaver that claims he touches big booties that do not belong to you. So go spill syrup on your fake ass Nike sweater and have pancakes yeeted at you for a long period of time.
Lauren porterfield has won participation trophies for scuba diving bc she can’t do anything right
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by WetCinderBlock4784 June 02, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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