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Laurance is first and foremost, a true gentleman in every way imaginable! You've NEVER seen such eloquent and polished good manners with pure grace and charm. They usually have beautiful honey brown eyes, bathed that can look straight into your very soul, and will catch you totally offguard, leaving you helpless. They are brilliantly gifted in their genius intelligence yet take people of simple minds as they are, without judgements or expectations, for anything more than you just simply are. You have to admire that about Laurance. He is extremely handsome and very sexiiii with a raw sexual sensuality that oozes right out of their pores. The sexiest thing they possess is their very refined manly yet tender sexi voice as they lean over and whisper into your ear causing your body to simply, shamefully respond. They have a beautiful body and very well endowed . They are fearless when it comes to protecting the weak, especially women and children. They also love to nurture others, and in turn it also nurtures them as well. He is very funny in a unique and quirky way for offbeat humor and can be obscene to everyone's naughty delight. He is usually an Artist of some fashion, be it a writer, a painter, a musician, poet, or sometimes ALL of the above. Above all things, he is a music lover to the extreme and utmost, as Laurance's are very deeply emotionally passionate in every way imaginable.
by loving_sweetness April 20, 2017
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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some one who is a laurance is either anorexic, verythin or very big headed.
bob: Have you seen how much weight fred has lost so far
jim: yeah.... hes such a laurance!
by Luna Pretty January 04, 2008
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Can be a flirt--actually, is very flirty. But-! He can also be a complete bean! He's a caring person, anyone he was closely would know that. To whomever the person is that he fell for, he'd treat them like they're the world, the most important thing ever, and that's because in his eyes you are. If you're upset or sick, he'd be right there for you, doing whatever he could to help you feel better, even something as simple as cuddles and movies. Laurance is just an overall good person, and is easy to fall in love with.
Girl 1; "OMI! Look! It's Laurance!"

Girl 2; "I wish I could be his.."

Girl 3; "Doesn't he already have a girlfriend-?"

Garroth; "ACTUALLY! HE HAS A BOYFRIEND. ME."
by Your Average Bean September 02, 2020
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Absolute sex bomb but he does eat cat shit
Woah man Laurance is here let’s have a bus tour
by Pifferz December 01, 2019
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