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This is what you do when presented with something so horrible you can do nothing but laugh. And vomit.
<Dudette> mm, two children, one cup.
*Other Dudette laumits.
by OhaithereCupCake June 02, 2009
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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1. To laugh so hard and abruptly that one feels the need to vomit.

2. (laumitt): To laugh so violently that vomit is sure to follow.
The second "t" indicates the ferocity of such laughter.
Anna made me laumit when she told the joke.
The comedian left the audience laumitting all over the floor.
by portmanteauman February 06, 2010
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