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A Person who is very slim and tall, hasn't got any muscles and acts like a coward or a pussy. A Lauch looks like a beanstalk and is very weak.

The word Lauch has its origin in Hamburg, Germany. But it has become a common word all over Germany, Austria and Switzerland.
Oh boy, Ole is the biggest "Lauch" of the whole universe. He looks like a beanstalk.
by TQB May 29, 2007
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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To make an agonizing expression, similar to a grimace, while having sex or masturbating profusely.
Sally lauched unexpectedly while John boned her.
by Jesus H. Christ March 10, 2005
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"Lauch" describes a person, which has no muscels and is a little bit nerdy.
"Jonas ist so ein Lauch" - "Jonas is a Lauch"
by doctor syntax February 25, 2016
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He is the skinniest guy at the Nordsee, Germany. His abilities in warzone are very significant. His special move is the death due to „Fallschaden“ as we say here in Germany.

Apart from his warzone abilities he is a 24/7 smoker with a bald head.

All in All he is an „Ehrnmann“
„Lauch stirb nicht wieder durch Fallschaden“ „Lauch pinn mal den nächsten Shop an damit wir dich frei kaufen können“
by Nico Loco May 31, 2020
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