The official name for Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada. It earned and upheld its name after Maclean's magazine ranked it dead last in its university rankings, for the second time, in 2007.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

A derisive name for a univeristy with a low standard of acceptance and few academic requirements, usually used by students at supposedly top-tier universities.

In Ontario, universities often earning this moniker include Laurentian, Lakehead, Carleton, Brock and Trent.