When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.
She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.
by Beav November 25, 2003
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge
by thebootsybeast November 10, 2010
That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.
by Bip Bip Daniels June 20, 2010
The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time
by Kronique February 25, 2005
The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
by Necro S May 10, 2005