lasers

Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

by vietnam 68 June 6, 2007

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 8, 2011

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 20, 2004

laser in on

to concentrate; to zero in on.

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles July 8, 2013

lasers

a combination of laters and a loser

'i dont understand what you are saying'
'lasers'

by queen jobo May 2, 2005

-laser-

The uber state of ownage you don't get higher than this.

DAMN!That guys so -laser-!

by Domzors July 15, 2009