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A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.
Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!
by LaserJockey October 20, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011