Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The insatiable desire to be with a man. They can't be explained, only experienced. It's like a wolf that is taking a fair lady.
She would have forgotten him were it not for his laser dick.
by LazerFingerz July 10, 2008
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When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.
Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!
by MillerMac November 13, 2017
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