Larsen Cove is heaven (or hell) on earth. It’s filled with beers, bros, and big booty bitches. The alcohol will penetrate you faster then spaghet can say the N word. Larsen cove is the place to go if your looking for an orgy, a stomach pumping, or both at the same time! This place is so fucked it will make your mom fucking your uncle on Christmas seem normal! Merry sendmas fuckwads

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk