Best shooter in the NBA history. Played in the NBA for 13 years with the Boston Celtics. He won the first ever 3 point shootout contest in the all stars weekend and repeated it 2 more times for 3 titles. One of the best Basketball players in the NBA history and won the NBA MVP award in 1984, 1985, and 1986.

1.Pretty much the Micheal Jordan for white boys.

2. One of the best in Players in Basketball history.

He shot the basketball for our sin of rooting for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

The act of jumping at most, 5 inches in the air during a basketball game.

A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

When you are having sex with a girl during a lightning storm and then there is a flash of lighning and during the split second that you cant see the girls brother pops out of the closet and switches places with her so when you regain your sight you realize you are actually fucking the girls brother.

Also known as "The Ol' Switch-a-roo"

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.