The "Larmish" is a person who is half Pig, half Dickhead. The typical characteristics of a "Larmish" person includes, but is not limited to, a sloppy and undefined physique, low intelligence, fair complexion and generally very lazy.

They can be very awkward in day to day situations and enjoy attention, even if it is always at their expense.

Drinking is a favorite pastime of the Larmish and in certain pubs, the traditional drink Vodka Larmish is served.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.