Just Using Their Laptops 

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.

Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.

Just Using Their Laptops by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009

Working on Laptops 

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).

Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"

Working on Laptops by DudeA October 28, 2009

Dueling laptops 

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

Dueling laptops by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

school's laptops 

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

school's laptops by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

Apple Laptops by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Two Laptops 

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

Two Laptops by olive2000 August 26, 2025

brickie's laptop 

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

brickie's laptop by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017