It's like a mini tv just for porn.
I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress
by AMAG June 15, 2014
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The act of receiving Fellatio aka Getting your knob polished
Man, I was gettin some Laptop the other night by a bad asian bitch
by Dick Hennessy July 16, 2012
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To give one individual or more Lap and top
Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.
by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020
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A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.
We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
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Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
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The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free
by EBZ13 May 09, 2019
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Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.
"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."
by Bob Sometimes January 09, 2006
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