When someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to "Take a Lap".
At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.
May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her
At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.
May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her
RJ: Did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!
Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...
RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!
Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.
RJ: Idk how to spell lap?
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or
Moe: I laughed at her
Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!
Moe: Take a lap.
Jordan: Swim a lap!
Moe: Take another lap for that one.
Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...
RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!
Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.
RJ: Idk how to spell lap?
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or
Moe: I laughed at her
Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!
Moe: Take a lap.
Jordan: Swim a lap!
Moe: Take another lap for that one.
by CreamyMoe July 31, 2008
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droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules
She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.
by chillerlingo January 05, 2012
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by smilebaby3 November 10, 2007
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A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
by Wog October 18, 2004
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The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
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Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.
When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"
by Grenex December 26, 2009
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