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When attempting to perform a lap dance, and epically failing and appearing as if you are jacking the fella off with your gluteus maximus.
Did you see Briana, giving Aaron a lapjack? Shit was nasty, I'm sure he wanted a refund.
by Niggas_in_Etna January 19, 2012
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Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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