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A stripper that goes around touching dick during lapdances to sell more dances. Like a lot lizard but in the club.
I haven’t sold a dance all night thanks to the lap lizard.
by Cascorner July 09, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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