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A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.
"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
by stomps July 05, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021