NOUN: a person who obsessivly loves to jack off, like none other.

VERB: To LAO - to jack off

Adj: A term used commonly amongs the Asian American to describe a person, things, or situation that is not cool and have an unattractive features. Originally used in Thailand to describe a person from a small village or country side, usually from Laos or Vietnam, who has recently moved into Bangkok. The Thais would pronounce the word Lao without the S. The context of the word used is not in a racist derogatory term but often used to describe their article of clothing and their appearance. Often time their clothing is very different than the Thais in Bangkok. Think of a person from rural America moving into Manhattan, New York (different clothes and hair cut).

Similar to the word lame but more focused on the appearance as being ugly and dull.

If you put these letters together at an angle and turn them upside down it looks like a guy jacking off

LAO is a group of letters when put together right can be turned upside down to make a picture of a stick figure jackin' off. LAO is also a small gang. LAO is not actually a word, some people like to use it as a term for jacking off, but they suck anyway so screw them!

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".

A word mainly used United Kingdom and surrounding areas.

This word, like alot of slang in the UK, has a variety of meanings.

It can mean you disagree with something someone has said, or dont want to do something.

It also means you are not interested in something.

In contrast to this, it can also mean you agree with something, or like something.

Lao is commonly used to express distress or anoyance.

Lao is an incredibly pretty person, with a bubbly personality and a sense of humor of a goddess. She also has an excellent music taste and is a very loyal friend and person overall.