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The broke kid in the group. Always appears to be penniless.

The one who always shows up with no money.
Never trust such people to be wise because they put their wants before their needs.
You might feel sorry for them but they too know that it is their fault why they are in such a situation now.
Larry: Heyyy......if you don't mind, could you lend me some money to buy the new Deadpool x anime crossover?
Barry: Wait, what? Not again, dude! When are you going to stop being such a lansprado, just like a cheap ripoff of the

new Cadbury spread.
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A person who always conveniently shows up with no money
Gary is such a lansprado, whatta bitch
by Jesus matemans January 17, 2018
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