A small suburban town 30 minutes north from Philly. Theres alot of drama, and bullshit. Everyone thinks they're ghetto. For every lesbian you have, we have 3. For every pregnant bitch you have, we have 10. No one here has a life, they just do drugs and get locked up.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

lansdale is a little town full of people thinking there in the ghetto , theres a few to that belive they are magical cupcake ninjas and the ones that they can beat up the world , we have 13 year old smokers here who think there so incredibly bad ass because they break the law monthly . lansdale is a cute little town until you see the face of some of the people in it . we also have some interesting hobo's who will beg you for a dollor , but hey there hobo's . in my opinion lansdale is a town gone bad , people think they run it when in reality they dont . and theres always those few good smairtans , the kind that have fun the normal way and look down upon the bad influnces , cause its kinda funny how there all going no where with there lives :)

An exurb that throws a number of good parades. A little cynical, yes.