The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.

The two names put together are guaranteed to FUCK up your day!

Krystal Laney is a Savage ass hoe that don’t give a fuck about no one or anything she likes to suck dick a lot of it if she dose have firends thay only stick around bc she give them free dip she a total bitch but she’s hot as hell I wold hit it she can kill with her stare but for how evil she is she loyal as fuck like if she fucking with u it’s only u but she syco ass hell my man she used to be a bad ass hood rat but then she found god or some shit now she’s a nobody she’s a redneck fucker tho she dips she spits she’s a hick at hart but a bitch at mind truth is tho she might me syco but I love her bc no matter how bad she might act she a softy at hart but don’t tell her I said that I don’t wanna die

A parson that loves edamame more than life and will put sriracha on your sandwich without permission.

A lesbian

Biggest nonce about. Watch out ladies she will steal your man! Especially if they are called Zac, James or CAMERON. She loves dick and with a bum like hers any man will be after her.